Playing For Change: Song Around the World "Stand By Me"

This is one of the "hot video" in youtube recently. Total hits with more than 9 Milions.

我辞职了 万岁

10 April 2009, 07:00pm 晴

我终于鼓起勇气跟那个杂种交谈
他出奇的冷静
不过，我太了解他了
他一定会在计划些什么，再给我难堪
他一定会在我的背后讲些么须有的坏话
他一定会，因为。。。
他是我见过最会耍心机的杂种仔
你别想在他身上得到些什么好处
因为，你永远不会比他“贱格”
如果你问我为什么要走
我会说：　我恨你
如果硬要在我恨你之间加多一个期间
我会说：一辈子
如果要我形容我恨你到何种程度
我会说：　他妈的你为什么还没到地狱去
你死了，世界会更美好
难道不是吗

好，我自由了
我终于放下了
从今以后，是时候学习当老板了
不要再被别人占自己便宜
要积极　
请大家为我的将来欢呼吧
～～HURRAY ~~

令我耻辱的一天

那天。。因为生病了。。
想要去看医生，印象中我家附近好像有一间台湾趁所（Taiwan Clinic）。
匆忙的上了车，以最快的速度到了那里。。。
进了趁所，去counter Register 时，发生了一件趣事。
以下是咱们的说话内容：

她：有来过吗？
我：没有
她：什么病
我：发烧
她：是狗是猫？
我：什么？
她：是狗还是猫？
我：是人啦
她：（很惊讶的表情）是人？
我：是我啦
她：（笑咪咪的说）我们是不做人的生意的
我：Huh?
她：这里是兽医趁所 (Clinic Haiwan)
我：噢噢，（脸上无光）Sorry, sorry… 我以为是台湾趁所（Taiwan Clinic）。

都是那招牌惹的祸啦。。。
T不像T。。。
真是令我耻辱的一天。。。。
 

My favourite song recently !

My favourite song of the year. Enjoy the mo mo song i bring to you !

Something i would like to share with you !

This is the very serious movie ! Please do not laugh !

This is where i stay at KL - Kota Kemuning

This place is Kota Kemuning. This is where I stay at KL shah alam. This Taman located in the middle of the Kota Kemuning. After I uploaded the photos, so please, don’t ask me again where is Kota Kemuning. (I purposely took the photos after my dinner, the composition a bit lari, cos just after dinner, hope you guys still love it)

One Day Trip at the Broga Hill 21th Feb 2009

*Actually its Broga but not Brogal.

These photos were took by Mobile Phone sony ericsson 2.0 mega pixel. If you ask me why i no want to took it through my DSLR camera, then i will ask you shut the fuck up and dont remind my “kek sim” story..... (I was realised my camera was ran out of battery after i departed from home.....). Therefore, i have no choice but have to use my friend mobile phone for temporary. The following were the photos we took during that sunny day…

The Legendary Old Virgin in my office

There is a “lovely” old virgin in our office. Her profession is act, complain, keh kiang, poh lam pa and etc.

One day, after the meeting (11.00am), the big boss ask me to do 2 flyers and might need it later on, and I finish it within 2-3 hours (include gathering all the contents, searching pictures, simple layout and etc) Within that 2-3 hours, that old virgin come to my place with not less than 10 times and ask me to change this change that and popek popek popek till I don’t know what the fuck she talking about.

After I finish and ready to pass up to big boss, she bring up her maxis flyer and throw on my table and says: you take a look, why other can do the flyer till so beautiful (she means mine is not beautiful enough and wanted me to redo?)

I then bae tong then tell her, I only got 2-3 hours, do you think I still got my time to think of the concept, design and content for our flyers? I tell her “what is design”, I continue to tell her design is thinking, design need time, if you expected me to do that kind of things, Can you give me some fucking time. She never thinks about how long the Maxis took to finish the flyer. I then tell her again if she can finish the thing within 3 hours I willing to pay her 10 x my salary. She then said nothing and just walks away. This is the first time I shoot her… I feel so good….. YES, I win.

I always believe there must be some reasons why people can be an old virgin…. She is one of them not because she got a Ham Chim Peng look that I can buy from KL old klang road, not because of she got a Ban Chang Kuih (万煎糕) body that I can purchase from Penang Seven Road Pasar, also not because of she got the exactly Yew Cha Kuih elephant foots that I can get from KL mid valley, But because of her grape like personality (mean like pu to).

People don’t mind to have a Ham Chim Peng looking, Ban Chang Kuih Body and Yew Cha Kuih foots girl friend, because they might like to eat the Bak Kut Teh.(usually people eat bak kut teh will mix with the Yew Cha Kuih).

I swear if she naked and open her legs to show their Tau Fu Fa in front of me and yelling: come on, baby…. I will not eat her either….. my first reaction is to vomit but not getting my cock hard…….. I rather use my hand for my entire life if there is only one girl in this world…….. Damm her !

Funny Durex Advertisement

I saw this advertisement at youtube, i like the plastic sound.....haha

My Sister Wedding

Its been quite a long time i haven update my blog due to i was busy on my fucking job, cerebrated chinese new year, entertained my friends and family . . . . . and etc.


First of all i would like to congraturate my sister bcos she is going to marry on this May 2009.
She then requested me to design some photos for her. The following are the photos . . . . .