The Legendary Old Virgin in my office

There is a “lovely” old virgin in our office. Her profession is act, complain, keh kiang, poh lam pa and etc.

One day, after the meeting (11.00am), the big boss ask me to do 2 flyers and might need it later on, and I finish it within 2-3 hours (include gathering all the contents, searching pictures, simple layout and etc) Within that 2-3 hours, that old virgin come to my place with not less than 10 times and ask me to change this change that and popek popek popek till I don’t know what the fuck she talking about.

After I finish and ready to pass up to big boss, she bring up her maxis flyer and throw on my table and says: you take a look, why other can do the flyer till so beautiful (she means mine is not beautiful enough and wanted me to redo?)

I then bae tong then tell her, I only got 2-3 hours, do you think I still got my time to think of the concept, design and content for our flyers? I tell her “what is design”, I continue to tell her design is thinking, design need time, if you expected me to do that kind of things, Can you give me some fucking time. She never thinks about how long the Maxis took to finish the flyer. I then tell her again if she can finish the thing within 3 hours I willing to pay her 10 x my salary. She then said nothing and just walks away. This is the first time I shoot her… I feel so good….. YES, I win.

I always believe there must be some reasons why people can be an old virgin…. She is one of them not because she got a Ham Chim Peng look that I can buy from KL old klang road, not because of she got a Ban Chang Kuih (万煎糕) body that I can purchase from Penang Seven Road Pasar, also not because of she got the exactly Yew Cha Kuih elephant foots that I can get from KL mid valley, But because of her grape like personality (mean like pu to).

People don’t mind to have a Ham Chim Peng looking, Ban Chang Kuih Body and Yew Cha Kuih foots girl friend, because they might like to eat the Bak Kut Teh.(usually people eat bak kut teh will mix with the Yew Cha Kuih).

I swear if she naked and open her legs to show their Tau Fu Fa in front of me and yelling: come on, baby…. I will not eat her either….. my first reaction is to vomit but not getting my cock hard…….. I rather use my hand for my entire life if there is only one girl in this world…….. Damm her !